The Status Page of Delirium Elephants

Name:

Delirium Elephants

Stats:

Strength: D+
Endurance: D+
Agility: C+
Spirit: B++
Intelligence: A+
Luck: D--

Elemental Alignment: Wind/Fire

Equipment

Tonbogiri, the Dragonfly Cutter

Range: 1
Damage: Low-to-Med
Ammo: None
Rarity/Complexity: Uncommon
Description: The Tonbogiri is a well-made spear. It's head is so sharp it was rumored to have sliced a dragonfly into two when it landed on it's keen edge. It has a tenuous link to Longinus.

Longinus, the Spear of Destiny

Range: 1
Damage: Med
Ammo: None
Rarity/Complexity: Artifact
Description: Longinus, the Spear of Destiny. Thoe one who possesses it has the power to change the world, but it must not leave it's owner's side, lest it's owner die. Not only is it capable of piercing through the thickest and most magical of armor, it is capable of healing any illness. Having pierced the side of God through his only begotten Son, it has interested many people and has been rumored to have belonged to Hitler. Having passed through the hands of many prominent leaders, it is now in the hands of DE. How he managed to get it is a total mystery. He does not remember where he last placed it. Maybe interrogating various Pleasure Bastion Workers in the Realms might give him some clue...

Ring of Sodomy

Range: None
Damage: None
Ammo: Infinite
Rarity/Complexity: Rare
Description: Allows DE to use SodomyTech.

Attacks:

Poke
Range:1
Target:1
Uses Tonbogiri to poke an enemy. When upgraded, may inflict various negative status effects.

Heal(Longinus only)
Range:1
Target: Ally
Cures an ally of any negative status effect.

Techniques:

Spell
Range: Varies
Target: Varies
Casts a spell from a spell list. Effects depends on the spell cast.

Sodomytech
Range: Varies
Target: Varies
Performs a sodomy version of a character's 25% Adrenaline move. Effects varies.
A sodomytech is Automatically Learned when a character performs a 25% Adrenaline move.

Spearmagic
Range: Usually 1, but Varies
Target: Usually 1 but Varies
Utilizing the spear, DE is able to channel certain spells into his spear to do a spectacular strike against one enemy. Effects vary, depending on the spell channeled..

Adrenaline Specials:

25%:
Homo Bolg - Drilling Spear of Sodomizing Flight
Rank: C+
Type: Anti-personnel Technique
Range: 1
Target: 1
DE changes his spear into the Homo Bolg and flings it at the Enemy. Has a high chance of inflicting "Trauma".

100%:
Gate of Analon - The Sodomizer's Treasure
Rank: B
Type: Anti-Castle Technique
Range: All Enemies
Target: All Enemies
Using the power of the Sodomy Ring, DE summons a multitude of swords, spears, dildos and other sodomy equipment to assault the bums of the unfortunate enemies. Will always inflict "Trauma".

Desperation:

Longdicknus - The Spear of Sodomy
Rank: B
Type: Anti-Personnel Techique
Range: Field
Target: All Enemies, Allies in the front row
DE turns the spear into THE SPEAR OF SODOMY. He drives the Spear into the Earth, thereby sodomizing it, and all enemies, plus everyone in the front row. Has a high chance of inflicting "Trauma" and a very very low insignificant chance of killing off everyone who's affected(this means 1% of the time to you programming fellers).(This is to be added to the help wiki: While all this is happening, DE should have been screaming, "This should have been an attack everyone move!")

RM:

None whatsoever

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